Snake Oil Salesman

Self

Emperor

Glenn

Super-Adaptoid (voice)

Sweaty Guy

Biff Reidelsberger

Tyler (voice)

General Puddin

Dr. Crazybrainz

Dr. Goodman

Oliver

Owl

Judd Birch / Pumbaa (voice)

Judd Birch (voice)

Garrison Keillor / Magician #1 (voice)

Arnie Brown

Todd

King Rufus (voice)

Steffan

Officer Kerttrussel O'Kelly

Ricky

Daniel

Additional Voices (voice)

Duff

Man (voice)

(voice)

Self

Bram Applebaum

Kris Kristofferson

Hobbes

Various characters

Derek

Bill Cosby-Bukowski

Self

Party White Guy

Professor PP Hornsyld

Chad

Brody Daniels

Sasha (voice)

Dom Lippo (voice)

Teddy / Oren / Stock Broker Guy (voice)

Doug

Ivy (voice)

Whitney Stratton IV (voice)

John

Drunk

Mugger (voice)

Chicago Dave (voice)

Gross Oyster Man (voice)

Preacher (voice)

(voice)

Student (voice)

Gary Gogo (voice)

Townsperson (voice)

Train Actor (voice)

Mailman

Javier Bardem (voice)

Oliver Platt (voice)

William Shakespeare (voice)

(voice)

Kelsey Grammer (voice)

Lion (voice)