Tom D'Amato

Ken Kesey

Duke

Dan Gibson

Self (archive footage)

Narrator

Coach Wittenberg (voice)

Bear

Self

Self

Self

Self

Self

Humpty

Carol

Hank

Shepard

Jim

Boone Lassiter

Les

The Cowardly Lion (voice)

Mr. Cross (voice)

Bronko

Coach Amross

Building Super

Dan Fox

(archive footage)

John Maddox

Glob (voice)

Bernie (voice)

Dan Unger

They're all bitches Penguin (voz)

Alder (voice)

Benny (voice)

Jeffrey Stone (as James Belushi)

The Woodsman (voice)

Self

Tugger (voice)

Self

Doctor

Elvis (as James Belushi)

Self

Santa Claus (voice)

Asa Buckwald (voice)

Mike Dooley

Harry Woltz

Demon (voice)

Chuck Scarett

Self

Pat Laughlin

Joe Dayton

Mike Dooley

Self

Reginald (Voice)

Self

Bill Manucci

Billy Belasco

Rosellini

Frank Spello

Jim Belushi

Gonzargo (voice)

Detective Frank K Divinci

Oliver Harrison

Phil Palmfeather (voice)

Dad (voice)

Skippy (voice)

Mario (as James Belushi)

Frank

Mall Santa

Frank Machi

Tom Beckwith

Charles Jackal, NBS Reporter

Tuerto

Sgt. Joe Gunn

Rocko (voice)

Louie

Shane Royce

Nick Dimas

James Belushi

Jack Dobson

Neil Schwary

Shandy

Bill Dancer

Salvatore Buonarte (as James Belushi)

Principal Latimer

Larry Burrows

Gypsy

Jimmy Dworski

Reverend

Carmine Bonavia

Self

Homer Lanza

Mike Dooley

Man on Bus (uncredited)

Art Ridzik

Nick Pirandello

Rick Latimer

Patrick Martin

Sperry Repairman

Bernie Litgo

Doctor Rock

Bobby

Bobby

Morris

Clayton Pyle

Mario

Saint Valentine

Harvey

Barry Stratagakis

Bobby

Beach Bum (uncredited)