Narrator / Additional Voices (voice)

Condom

Robert Stack (voice)

Security Guard (voice)

Wayne Gretzky (voice)

Morgan Freeman (voice)

Man at Bar (voice)

Paul Rudd (voice)

Jaramillo Henchman (voice)

Junior (voice)

Jerry Seinfeld (voice)

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Elijah Wood(voice)

Geoff Peterson (voice)

Morgan Freeman (voice)

Patrick Swayze / Robert Loggia (voice)

James Taylor (voice)

Sean Hannity (voice)

Joe Biden (voice)

Michael McDonald (voice)

Joey Lawrence (voice)

Elf (voice)

Danny McBride (voice)

John Mayer (voice)

Red Redding (voice)

John Davidson (voice)

Tommy Lee Jones (voice)

Aaron Sorkin (voice)

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Dennis Quaid / Tommy Lee Jones (voice)

Don Imus (voice)

Morgan Freeman (voice)

Red Cloak (voice)

Garrison Keillor (voice)

Samuel Alito (voice)

Kevin Costner (voice)