Bill

Self

Yusef Sekander

Harold Balaban

Count Clementi Arbogastes De Grassi

Admiral Gillette

Theodore

TV Salesman

Larry Link

Dr. Robinson (Past Cure Segment)

Boris / Edgar Allan Putz

Self - Special Guest

Caesar

Rabbi

Mr. Wentworth

Self

Charlie

Cos

Rabbi

Wender

Dr Alan Peterson

Dr. Zimmerman

Samuel Corbett

Man in Black

Reverend Quaid

General Magowan

Self

Bob

Dr. Robert Stadler

Bernard

Guard 1

Grandpa / Sir Hanif

Mr. Stephanowski

Smirch

Colonel Wichita

Carl Tucker

Self

Agent Weston

Admiral Calvin

Self

Stark

Milton (voice)

Dale Kakowski

Wade Mixon

Maddox

Stan Jamison

Principal White

Father Joe

Dr. John Foster

Self

Kurt Rand

The Doctor

Acme VP, Rhetorical Questions

Himself

Grace's Doctor

The Doctor

Dr. Kurtz

Ralph, Clean Room Technician

Senator Taylor

Godfrey

Enterprise EMH

Walter Danverstein (uncredited)

Himself

Self

Himself

Host

Pirate (voice)

Ben Wheeler

Mr. Cahn

Tom Horton

Chad Penrod

David Lifton

Howard, the Theater Manager

Prosecutor

Neil Otto

David Lewis

Raymond Gentry

Dr. Raymond Gilmore

Jerry the Policeman

Frank Govers

Voicephone (voice) (uncredited)

Forster

Johnnycab (voice)

Dr. Reed Palmer

Joe, Garbageman #2

Denise's Date

Mark Dark

Lt. Herzog

Dr. Carlos Battera

Dr. Dick Richard

Rick Raddnitz (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Agent Richard Morse

Dr. Goodman

The Cowboy

Bob Marvalle

Giorgio

Meg Mucklebones

Starkiller / Wak / Wak and Neek's Father

Interviewer

O'Connell

Chuchi

Harry Meadows

Larry McGuinness

Scott Crowell

Eddie Quist