Self

Self

Hampton Dansley

Self

Horace

Bryce

Potus (voice)

Tom Sheally

Self

Harold

Val Martin Sr.

Brad Majors

Ron "Dad"

Peepaw

Self

Timothy

Santa Dean

The Man

George

Narrator

Santa Claus

Dynamite Dan North

Santa

Bill

Mayor (voice)

Mr. Kriss

Bill Haywith

Art

Alan Wolf

John

The Senator

The Watchword

Grandpa (voice)

Self

Mr. Abbadon

Jonathan

Walt Godfrey

Lance

Sorrell Reskov

Dragula

Big Poppa

Sal Rowinski

Alan

FDR

Big Al

Father Jimmy

Sheriff Walt Fuller

Captain Ahab

Himself

Father Grisham

Henry Beecham

Roger

Self

Self

Mr. Bradley

Pete Murphy

Self

Dashiel Biedermeyer

Mr. Wittenborn

Martin Harper

The President

Thomas Trundle

Nathan Lloyd

Thunderbolt (voice)

Self

President Smith

Art Brooks

Thodin

Frank Mallory

Vincent Scarletti

Norman Coleman

Self

Eric Bradford

Matt Sherry

Miller

Lawrence Van Degen

Self

Dr. Matthew Dane

Phillip

Don McAndrews

Garral

Arthur Hummel

Justin Conrad

Captain Hawkins

Grant Ames

Paul Plunk

Self

Commander Francis R. Scobee

Genie of the Lamp / Genie of the Ring

Jeffrey Wyatt

Jeffrey Wyatt

Self

Larry Hogan

Alex Dwyer

George Washington

Ben Scott

Nick DeLeon

Grant Roberts

Kinser

Gavin Shelburne

Ace Hunter

Steelworker

Self

Maj. Jay Rivers

John Gilbert

Henry Demerjian

Guy Christian

Anthony Kirby, Jr.

Gil Weston

Johnny Danko / Dick Cummings

Bill Quinn

Brad Majors

Duffy McTaggert

Dick Kanipsia

Hank

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