Terry Bates (voice)

World's Largest Candle Salesman (voice)

Crisp's Henchman (voice)

Terry Bates / Skinny Man (voice)

Agent (voice)

Dr. Heisler / Terry (voice)

Jock #2 / Sanders / Pig Head (voice)

Terry Bates / Researcher (voice)

Contestant / Terry Bates (voice)

Terry Bates / Mr. Madsen / Michael (voice)

Terry Bates / Ticket Guy / Valet (voice)

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Frank / Terry Bates (voice)

Nick (voice)

Terry Bates / Cashier (voice)

Jesus (voice)

Chuck White / Terry Bates (voice)

Science Teacher (voice)

Teddy (voice)

Chuck White / Terry Bates as Mani (voice)

Jerry (voice)

The Bear Man (voice)

Terry Bates / Chuck White (voice)

Sanders (voice)

Terry Bates / Sanders (voice)

Second Worker (voice)

Scoliosis Doctor (voice)

Man in Mall (voice)

CIA Scientist (voice)

Various Characters (voice)

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Michael Barber / Gambler (voice)

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Buff Guy (voice)

Ben Franklin Bear (voice)

Smurf #2 (voice)

Green Monster (voice)