Dude (voice)

Self

Gil Morales

Self

Ramone (voice)

Pollo

Julio

Robert Rivera

Hector (voice)

Self (archival footage)

Self

Joe Dominguez

Self

Self

Self (archive footage)

Danny

Self

Self

Self

Corrections Officer (voice)

Quita Moz (voice)

Ramone (voice)

Self

Ricardo

Martin (voice)

Self

Pancho Rodriguez (voice)

Ramone (voice)

(voices)

Ramone (voice)

Narrador / El Charro (voice)

Self

Ramone (voice)

Mad Hog (voice)

Angel Pedro

Padre Cortez

Self

Padre Estaban

Tito (voice) (archive footage)

Eddie

Father Arturo

Self

Manuel (voice)

Self

Juan

Padre (segment "Planet Terror")

Priest

Ramone (voice)

Himself

Ramone (voice)

Self - Host

Dr. Hammer (voice)

Captain Victor Delgado

Officer Salino

Banzai (voice)

Esteban

Banzai (voice) (archive sound)

The Greater Dane's Henchman (voice)

Belini

Himself

Narrator

Prospero

Felix Gumm

Don Cortez

Esteban

Felix Gumm

Himself

Self (archive footage)

Felix Gumm

Mayor Machado

Mac (Voice)

Self (archive footage)

Cheech Marin

Einstein (voice)

Ignacio

Romeo Posar

Julio Escobar

Border Guard / Chet Pussy / Carlos

Coronado

Angel Steiner

Short Bartender

Juaquin Gusanito Sin Manos (voice)

Master Borgia

Banzai (voice)

Shell Shock

Pancho

Stump (voice)

El Cosmico

Carlos

Carnival Barker

Himself

Jesús Monteya

Dock Supervisor

Cheech Marin

Tito (voice)

Disneyland Janitor

Bartender

Rudy

Syd

Cheech

Neil

Corsican Brother

Tire Store Employee (uncredited)

Self

El Segundo

Self

Cheech

Himself

Cheech / Mr. Slyman

Cheech

Cheech / Dwayne "Red" Mendoza

Pedro

Himself

Himself