Large-Headed Alien at Funeral (uncredited)

Self

King Looney

Joe

Carl

Trevor O'Hart

Capt. Jeremiah Burgess

David Sterling

Quinette

Bobo

Lou Lo Duca (voice)

Self

Arthur

Joe Wallace

Larraby

Louis XV

Self

Alan James

Commandant Sherman

Dr. Chebrin

Edmund Collins

Patches O'Houlihan

Bert Langdon

Novak

George McNab

Oldman

Zed

Jim Brody

Self

Q

Detective Manny Garett

John Scanlon

Royce

Harvey Potter

Father Robert Grant

Randall Tyson

Zed

Zeus (voice)

Benny Gibbs

Narrator

Admiral Winslow

Arthur

General Dick Panzer

Adm. Snyder

Capt. Cole

Dr. Leonard Bailey

Noel Lord

Deputy Prescott

The CEO

Bill Morgan

Happy Sam

Admiral Paul Yost - Presidential Delegation

Narrator (voice)

Brian Stansbury

Karl Resnick

Bob Diamond

Captain Jack Parsons

Dub Farley

Walt Whitman

Colonel Fargo

Gideon Hogarth

Capt. Jack Parsons

Boss Finley

Dr. Markowitz

Sheriff

Vic Luca

Solomon Chandler

Jack Kraft

Joe Datilla

Buford Pope

Sheriff Hank Pearson

Corbet St. James IV

Lyndon Baines Johnson

Tim Nettleton

Buzz Beckerman

Scully

Wilheim Gehbert

Primo Pitt

Dino McLeish

Big Daddy

Khepera

Sheriff Wells

Stuart Blankfort

Will

Marsh Turner

Bud Kruger / President Reagan

Artie Taggart

Harold Benson

Maax

General G. E. Dumpston

Charles Burt

Carlo Ponti

Walter Fox

Jack Baker

Clyde Stewart

Senator Kittner

K.W. Hicks

Dr. Hartogs

Dr. George

Dwight Webb

Father Maximilian

Thomas

Nathan Bryce

Glen Tuttle

Richie

George Oldenburg

Maury Dann

Roy

Dominic Hoffo

Self

Raoul Rey O'Houlihan

Izquierdo

Henry Miller

Joe

The Beard Director (uncredited)

Popcorn

Dano Villanova

Gunnery Sgt. Ben Honeywell

I.H. Chanticleer

Alexander

William Jefferson Slade

Dion Kapakos

Nicholas Gates

Thomas 'Tom' J. Finley, Jr.

Judas

Paul

Lt. Walter Russell

Locky McCormick

Lieutenant Harrison

Lt. George Miller

Barry Mills (uncredited)

The Dentist (uncredited)