Aaron Filkins

Self

Self

Self (archive footage)

Self

Self

Self

Self

Self

Self

Self

Self

Self

Self

Self - Guest Host

Mayor McCheese (voice)

Self

Jerome Weisner

Al Freundlich

Self

Self

Self - Guest Host

Self

Frank Gansmiller

Al (voice)

Self - Guest

Self

Self

McSooshi Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

Self - Various Characters

Self - Cameo (uncredited)

Self - Special Guest

Judge / Cook (uncredited)

Ron Ziegler (voice) (uncredited)

Crowd Member (uncredited)

Phone Technician (uncredited)

Pong Player (voice) (uncredited)

Mourner (uncredited)

Pong Player #1 (voice) (uncredited)

Pong Player on the Right (voice) (uncredited)

Guest (uncredited)

Player on the Left (voice) (uncredited)

Bee / Pong Player (uncredited)

Dancer (uncredited)

Lab Technician (uncredited)

Wanderer (uncredited)

Voice of Senator / Dr. Alan S. Franken (uncredited)

Self (uncredited)

Various / Football Player (uncredited)

George Jessel / Various (uncredited)

Self

Various (uncredited)

Patron (uncredited)

Patron / Extra (uncredited)

Mr. Arkansas

Passenger (uncredited)

Patron / Jewish Warrior (uncredited)

Ray Floyd (uncredited)

Lester Crackfield (uncredited)

Rod M (uncredited)

Pete Tagliani

Guard (uncredited)

Buzz (uncredited)

Customer (uncredited)

René (uncredited)

Student (uncredited)

Two Mile Player (uncredited)

Shipmate (uncredited)

Cardinal / Brad Gunderic / Soldier (uncredited)

Soldier (uncredited)

Various

Henry Kissinger / Barry / Delivery Man

Henry Kissinger

Roman

Camper (uncredited)

Caveman / Motorist (uncredited)

Joe Daddy / Hunter

Pinklisting Narrator (voice) (uncredited)

The Life of Vlad the Impalere announcer (voice) (uncredited)

Russian Translator (voice) (uncredited)

Narrator: Big Ball of Sports (voice) (uncredited)

Bartender (uncredited)

Henry Kissinger (uncredited)