Self

Sandra

Mary Jo Nackserson

Mrs. Dillenbeck

Mattie Whalen (segment "The Bridge Partner")

Sheriff Eloise Lund

Patty

Sister Catherine

Tipper

Penny

Shelly

Dr. Thomas

Ms. Dobbins

Joanna

Brenda

Rebecca

Anna O'Bryan

Narrator

Elaine

Phyllis

Edwina Williams

Nadine

Betsy

Lady Bird Johnson

Ethel

Crystal

Cynthia

Meg Albright

Janice

Tess

Linda Heim (segment "The Violation")

Widow Douglas

Tilda

Amelia Brooks / Great Aunt

Kristin Kessler

Mrs. Lawrence

Teacher

Mattie Whalen

Evelyn

Woman

Addie Bundren

Bedazzled Judge

Tiffany Alcott

Linda Heim

Mrs. Wojiechowski

Marie

Willadeen Winkler

Self

Phyllis

Peppy's Maid

Emily's Mom

Self

Bonnie (voice)

Deb

Marva

Susan

Principal Tulip

Evelyn

Self

Jo Ann

Mom

Principal Applebomb

Older Edvena

Mary

Mrs. Horowitz

Carla's Mom

Candy

Josie

General Railen

Dr. Inga Von Westphalen

Carla Jean's Mother

Frances Loren

Mrs. Thatcher

Emma Lemac

Julia Warhol

Mother Gagnon

Alice

Nancy Jenkins

Mrs. Hill

Dori Woodriff

Ciotka Dee

Mom

Virginia Kendal

Self

Angela

Mom

Ranger Mildred Luna

Sheila

Laundry Lady

Ruth Betters

Olline

Lou

Mrs. Cole

Motherly Secretary

Louisa Ashland

Melvina Pou

Kitty Farmer

Sissy Hickey

Ruby

Mrs Hellman

Lovejoy

Woman

Mrs. Turcott

Peggy, The Mistress

Trent's Mother

Stephanie

Roberta

Cora Mae Cobb

Grace Goddard

Loretta

Becky (Auditorium Speaker)

Linda Baker

Lois

Helen

Shayla Beaumont

Hazel

Roz Kincaid

Pat McGinty

Carla

Miss Kettlewell

Lillian Logerfield

Babette

Housewife

Paulene

Martha Packard

Diner Manager

Mother at Farm House

Miss Randolph

Madge

Irma Kronkite