Heinrich Himmler

Self

General

Nick

Mr. Wayman

Charlie Johnson / Santa Claus

Dirk

Harry

Self

Russ

Howard

Captain Rhodes

Himself

Mr. Todd

Stuart

Self

Senator Tobias

Detective Gladwell

Mr. Davidson

David Behlman

David Pavey

Hitch

Ed Hanson

The Count / Self

The Count / Ezra Mosher

Rick Hodges

Jack

JT Clark

Sheriff Denny Wilson

Paul

Himself

Wolf / The Butcher

Morris Green

Self

Dwayne Biggs

Fred Renich

Jack Sterling

Bill Jankowski

Norm

Benny

Lyle Mitchell

Demeter

Pastor Victor

Carl Schuler

Tom Grant

Chef Jim

Harvey

George

Chuck

Self

Detective Heilman

Burton Kimble

Self

Self

Frankenmonster (uncredited)

Security Guard (Jim)

Largeman

Sgt. Reed

Frank

Solomon Hostetler

Ted

Shadow Man

Sheridan

Gondreau Slykes

Martin Cheeder

Mayor

8 O'Clock Farraday

Morris Green (voice)

Lou Martini

Professor Spine

Frank Sertin

Uncle Ronny

Link

Sheriff Bobby

Paul Rocco / Jacque (voice)

Lou Martini

Bob Bixby

Amos

Mr. Whitmore

Steve Walsh

Self

Dad

Charles Covner

Self

Self

Mr. Lang

Morris Green

Doc Chavez

Major Dawson

Captain Company

Sheriff Hooper

Garry Marshall

Alex

Ray

Dr. Shocker

Self

Mr. Banks

Marcus Bowser

Soldier

Robert Elliot

Ted Bergman

Mook

Mr. Banks

Mac Reeves

Packard

Dad

Hearse Driver

Medevac CO

PO Dale Mortensen

Police Officer

Dracula

Agent Norville

Chris

Officer Red

Jim Grover (as Dan Roebuck)

Agent Weine

Dale Schneider

Biggs

Kellygreen

Dougie Westa

Mike

Detective Williams

Joseph Bekins

Host / Dr. Shocker

Mitch

Officer Brickowski

Johnny

Jay Leno

Randy Wood

Biggs

Keystone the Magnificent

Marty

Cop (uncredited)

Dennis Jepson

Richard Adams / Clark Rogers / Agent from Hell

Bill Lonigan

Biscuit

Hadfield

Samson

Rex