Big Ed

Eugene Felsnic

Seagull (voice)

Action Star Larry Eastwood

Himself

Gibby Norton (voice) (archive footage)

Elmer

Self

Gibby Norton (voice)

Ned (voice; uncredited)

Know-It-All

Mandark (voice) (archive footage) (uncredited)

Mandark / Executive Mandark / Overlord Mandark / Braindark (voice)

Ice Cream Guy (voice)

Charlie (voice)

Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On

Agent Tucker

Caliph (voice)

Video Cameraman

Eddie

Mouth (voice)

Snipes (voice)

Walter

Eddie Taylor

Tony

Himalayan Operator

Slappy the Clown

Kyle Carpenter

Waldo

Dopey Deputy

Hungry Heifer Manager

Rollie

Hancock

Eddie Lipschultz

Parking Attendant

Donnie Dodo (voice)

Sydney

Lane

Menlo Schwartzer

Sphincter

Malvin

Sheldon

Eugene Felsnick

Wesley - White Team Leader

Red

Herbie Kazlminsky

Eric Philpot

Eugene Felnic

Richard 'Ringo' Klaus

Froggy