Herb Homer

Mr. Johnson

Jason

Mr. Washington (voice)

Self

Mr. Hazelton

Capt. Roberto

Moses

John Hollingbrook

Frank

Ernie

Pops

Brian

Church Leader

Joe

President of USA

Artie

Edward Fitzwilliam

Otto Bismer

Frank

Brian McCabe

Sid

Dennis

Artie

Teacher

Mitchell

Detective Domenic Durpray

Self

Doctor

Joseph Ryan

Jonathan / Jack

Bill

Philly Versi

Elijah the Prophet

Ralph Mickelson

Mitchel McClane

Mr. Nichols

Ron Baxter

Christopher

Special Agent Leonard Heisman

Sasquatch Sid Tucker

William Boss

Senator William Hayden

Max Barber

himself

Father Asher

George Peters

David McMillian

L.G. Mennick

Captain Vic Bochner

Self

Russel Birk

Mr. Howard

Anton Reich

Self

Ted Oakley

Morgan Rand

Owen Marsh

Lowell Kincaid

Lance

Sam

Mr. Archer

Mayor Edwards

The President

Chuck Daly

Ambrose Small

Skip Reardon

Col. Fairchild

Art Parker

David Lindsay

Don Martin

Gilbert Jonathan 'Gil' Farrow

Rich Friend

Roger

Flash

Dirk Winfield

Sheriff Lewis Clark

Reg Stilton

Lt. Matt Sosha

John F. Kennedy

Cole Everett

Luke Westmoreland

Roger Bower

Frank Waite

Ted Durand

Ted Jarvis

Frank Chase

Stan

Ted Jarvis

A. J.

Gordy

Mike Farmer

Frank Carveth

Chris Darrow

Sam

Dr. Geoffrey Howell

Dr. Simon Shane

Boogie

Patrick O'Malley

Chris

Billy Duke

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