Dash Donnelly

Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

Tom

Brayer

Malcolm

Marcus Rainsford

Captain Mathias

Garrett Stance

Self

Don

Doug

Pastor Wember

Mr. Sonquit

McLean

Self

Rear Admirial Raymond Spruance

Seb

Miscreant

Ryan Hunt

Robert

Narrator

Hot Rod / Rodimus Cron / Rodimus Unicronus / Unicron (voice)

Rodimus Prime (voice)/Hot Rod (voice)

Don

Sid

Manny

Gary Lawton

Steven (Father)

Garrett Stance

Anger Management Therapist

Dr. Leonard Evans

Mr. Franklin

Glenn

Dr. Robert Morris

Charles Ward

Headmaster Nash

Jimmy D'Angelo

Santa Claus / Kris Frost

Donald Maroni

Sheriff Donnelly

Self

Agent Wilson

Emory Lane

Concezio Yakavetta

Kevin

Self

Jonathan Usher

Charlie

Jewish Reporter

Malcolm Burgess

Self

John Bender (uncredited) (voice)

Ella's Dad

Glen

Steven P.D. Landry

Fear Factor Host / Self

Eric Bryce

George

Father Brian

Shep

Self

Ziad

Alex

Brian Nathanson

Darryl Bedford

Jack Jones

Quitz

Aaron Roberts

Max

Sheriff

Stanley Caldwell

Harold Peters

Martin Potter (segment 'More Than a Feeling')

Jack Hulka

Phillip Warren

Stanley

Ken Knowles

Alan Freed

Nathaniel Burke

Matt

Hitman

Paul Kinsey

Harry Mirapolsky

Jimmie Wing

Dr. Jennings

Prisoner One

Jimmy

Phil Gallo

David Merkin

Gideon

Andrew Blumenthal

Marty Malt

Nick Peretti

Pete Dunham

Himself

Arthur 'Buck' Taylor

Motorcycle cop (uncredited)

Joseph 'Joe' Hunt

Vietnam Soldier

(voice)

Robin "Stormy" Weathers

Hot Rod / Rodimus Prime (voice)

Billy Turner

Judd Nelson

Alec Newbary

John Bender

Phil Hicks

Eddie Keaton

Johnny