Cook Gerald

Edward

Santa Claus

Sheriff Grimley

Nicolas Young

Wilfred

Sheriff Huber

Father Jacob

Granny

Radio Announcer (voice)

Willy Felson

Grandpa Paul

Father Donovan

Sheriff John Cunningham

Rory Devonshire

Gordon

Henry Carter

Father Joe

Skeeter the cashier

Grandpa George

Allen Palms

Grandpa Bell

Herman

Sheriff Wolf

Phil

John

Mr. Kilpatrick

Turley

Bobby

Martin

Nate

Drosselmeyer

Santa Claus

The Mr.

Archie

Calvin

The Conductor

Glen

Mr. Ives

Clarence Potts

Keenan

Principal Dale

Lawyer Justice

Bob

Principal Bater

Grandpa

Wally

Grandpa

Ian Stone

Uncle Bill

Grady Reeds

George

Bill Peterson

Dan

Sam

Sheriff Ryan

Al Rubin

Postman

Deuce Gelman

John

Harold

Bartender

Dr. Hoffman

Sal

Mr. Harmon

Roy Grimm

Santa

Officer O'Reilly

Theater Landlord

Sarge

Father

Mr. Padgham

Stan Janson

Trucker

Paul

Doctor

Vincent Brutsi

Raymond

Frank

Mr. Fitz

Ted Sellers

Farnsworth

Senator Bronson

Three Penny Hank

Gabe

Norman Stitch

Chief Dale Nickens

Chairman McCarren

Jim T

Harold

Father Miller

Father Riley

Howlin' Hal Halsby

Thomas Howard

Deputy Cole

Belvine Lee Smith

Santa Claus

Cecil Kaufman

Ringmaster

Bill Cozbi

Charlie

Santa Claus

Leonard Ormsby

Principal Collins

Jim the Plumber

Dr. Feldman

Larkin Holberman

Warden Upton

Mr. Snodgrass

Buddy The Night Watchman

Jude Weatherby

Frederick Sterling

Toley

Mr. Siegfried

Dr. Helfenstein

Santa

Gus

Sam

Lipschitz

Art Bublin

Michael Ludlow

Capt. Parsons

Peter

Mr. Spencer

Judge Perry

Detective Mahoney

Colonel South

Grant Miller

Dr. Will Gruber

Paul Meyers

Sam the Mailman

Captain Bunkley

Ricky

Hooper

Narrator / Paranormal Historian

Jim Permatteo

Sheriff Pinkham

Detective Rees

Bill Richmond

Bob

Phone Tech

Tommy

Emilio

Mayor Noble Doyle

Hat Sister

Officer Roy Pendleton

Charlie

Dr. Dan

Starnes

Sheriff (voice)

Ernie Wilson

Prison Warden

Santa

Vaughn Carter

Det. Brennan

Dr. Wiseman

Murph

Henderson Trial Judge

Lawrence Fife

Beth

Car Dealer

Sheriff Merle Hobbs

Sam Martins

Alan Douglas

Bob Bigalow

Capt. Rich Waters

Main Prison Guard

Sam Morgan

Earl

Capt. Waters

Tom Smykowski

Mr. Ellias

Det. Bert Hershak

Commander Gorman

Sgt. Mooney

Governor Eastman

Detective Smitts

John Wexel

Security Guard

Burt Herchak

Detective Bevlan

INS Agent

Dune Buggy Driver

Leon

Detective

Edgar Halstrom

General Vice

Ed Fayne

Narrator / Sheriff 'T-Bone' Yankum

Jack Ogden

Gerald

Heavyset Man

Walter

Highway Patrolman

Captain Ross

Tommy Mayfield

Warden Quince

Shopkeeper

Sergeant

Pete Harmon

Air Marshal

Security Chief

Charlie Clark

Fred Cobb

Mayor

Larry

Principal Beasely

Judge

Sheriff

DA Applegate

Greeson

Marcus

Burton

Mort Aberdine

John

Old Guard

Wade

Dave Butler

Detective Griffin

Officer O'Brien

Robinson

Carlson

Jerry Blier

Reverend Scroggins

Capt. Sam Walden

Roustabout

Oscar Wendt

Anthony Feliciano

Davis

Quartermaster

Dickson

Crown

Merv

Tattooed Man

Bartender