Postman

Gordon

Self (archive footage)

Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

Randy Quaid

Coach Lew Tuttle

Reuben

King Carlos IV

Melvin

Rockin' Rory (voice)

Captain Flint

Bill Guerrard

Tornado Tommy

Joe Aguirre

Alameda Slim

Eli Rockwood

Tornado Tommy

Alameda Slim (voice)

Eddie Johnson

Jock Jensen

Ted Mirabeau

Vic Davies

Charlie

Jerry James

Bruno

Madman McKlusky

Mr. Briggs

Dr. Michael McCann

Phil Chadway

Cappy von Trapment

President A. Thorton Osgood II

Jeremy Dillon

Doc Woods / Doc Holliday

Pat Utley

Lenny

General George S. Merlin

Sheriff Mike Collins

Phil

Bill Johnson

Cousin Eddie

Tennessee State Trooper (uncredited)

Ishmael Boorg

Self (archive footage)

Russell Casse

Randy Weaver

Sheriff Miller

Sam Burns

Allan Hansen

Detective Steve Carella

Vic Damico

Taylor

Lenny Benedetti

Jim Flynn

Johnny (ucredited)

Michael McDougal

The Monster

Elijah C. Skuggs

Self

Lester Marlow

Jack Cloud

Loomis

Tim Dalander

Cousin Eddie

Feet Samuels

Mark Devereaux

Lester

Nick Laemle

Kenny Lee

Peter Blunt

Frank / Cornall Crawford

Pete Suvak

Lieutenant Vincent Bracey

Lyndon Baines Johnson

Juan

Sheriff Loomis

Martin

Moose Granger

Charlie

Harold "Mitch" Mitchell

Cousin Eddie

Evan Coleman

Putzi Hanfstaengel

Charlie

Lenny Small

Clell Miller

Chet Watson

Jay

Grat Dalton

Jimmy Booth

Dean Proust

Luther Johnson

Tittle Tod

Hawk Hawkins

Carl Grant

Virgil

Seaman Larry Meadows

Leroy

Finch Feather

Professor Hosquith

Herbie

Lester Marlow