Self

Board Member Valentine

Self

Danny Ray

Stanley (voice)

First Publisher

Hobo

Tulsa Ted

Dean (Allison's Dad)

Self

Deacon Williams

Herschel Boone

Sidney Talmadge

Professor Wilde

Martin Wilson

Dr. Alex Joyfrem

Alan Greggs

D. Green

Self

Det. Gehrke

Philip

Chuck

Sheriff Thompson

Tad Wasserstein

Self

Terry Wilson

Uri Standinoff

Slick (voice)

Agent Brinkman

Frantic Man

Self

Thadeus Wrazinski

Arnold 'Arnie' Millard

Janitor Jones

Mayor Hal Burton

Buckner

Head Shop Clerk

Mr. Thomas

Dr. Floyd Beasley

Self

Bartender

Owens

Coach Gillespie

Hook

Man at Taxi Convention

McReady

Rudolph

Pete Willis

Roland

Dr. Lumber

Barry

Mr. Korn

Director

Rex

Dr. Milletson

The General

Raji (as Ric Overton)

Officer Brown

Sir Roger

Maitre D'

Ralph

South Seas Patron

Tector Pike

Janitor Joe

Standup Comic

Frank Williams

Dr. Rick

Franjean

Franjean

Stuart Briggs

Deejay

Marsalis

Companion

Googie

Roy

Bonded Warehouse Night Supervisor

Punk Ninja

Dr. Thurman Flicker

Ino The Computer (voice)