Supergran

The Scunner Campbell

Inventor Black

Muscles

Muscles

Reporter (voice)

P.C. Leekie

Willard

Tub

Edison

Willard

Tub

Edison

Petunia Preston

Inspector Muggins

Postman Pugh

Ben

Clint

I Squeezum

Referee

PC Norman

Head of Gangster Guild (voice)

Ben

Miz Witherspoon

Editor, 'Gangsters Gazette'

Great Sporran of the Isles

Roly Roofless

Angus McSporran

Lady Valerie Glutt

Baroness Glutt

B.R. Official

Mrs Digby Day

Teacher

Museum Guard

Himself

Cyril Small

Vincent Eleven

Gary Bootle

Norman Earnshaw

Bookie

Himself

Mad Mick

Hon. Bertrand Battenberg / Robot

Clinging Ivey

The Great Ronaldo

The Fabulous O'Finnegan

Himself

Tanya the Traffic Warden

Desperate Desmond

Miss Pinchpenny

Arnold Carter

Photographer

Police Sergeant

Himself

Isla St. Porridge

Wanda

Lady Chisleton

Derek Morbid

Zoo Keeper

Roland Rattray

Fag Ash Lil

Bin Man Bert

Unlucky Luciano

Maxwell Grouse

Newcasle Brown

Poly Roofless

Rosy Redlips

Edna Pugh

Officer P. Brain

P.O.W.

Hilda, Head of the Gangster's Guild

Woodrow Z. Loudermilk

Seymour P. Spender

P.C. Dumpling

Mr. L. Chop

Clarence, Duke of Claridge

Madge, Duchess of Claridge

Hatty the Hat Hatterley

Whispering Grass

Joan Joblot

Miss Read

Sid Scoundrel

Timothy Toff

Hesletine

Doris D. Lightful

Umpire

Cecil Smarm

Self

Floor Manager

Olga Volga

Man from the Type Writer Shop

Cat Burglar

Himself

Mr. McBigg

Hot Shot Hoolahan

Neville Mince

Mavis Profit

Empress Rita

Hank G. Plucker

Himself

Dolly Cowpoke

Inside Legg The Tailor

Riff Raff

Ethel

Commander S. Obvious