Granny Cuyler (voice)

Rusty Cuyler (voice)

Narrator / Denny (voice)

Dan Halen (voice)

Aunt Lil (voice)

Sheriff (voice)

Early Cuyler (voice)

Miguel

Tammy (voice)

Pastor Nubbins (voice)

Early Cuyler (voice)

Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap Cuyler (voice)

Macho Man Randy Cuyler (voice)

Therapist (voice)

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T-Pain (voice)

Kevin Gillespie (voice)

Paul Stanley GPS (voice)

Talking Squid (voice)

David Allan Coe (voice)

Chad Ochocinco (voice)

Mudsy (voice)

Coolio (voice)

Wee Man (voice)

Ned Hastings (voice)

Authentic Mexican

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Snow Daddy (voice)

Judge Jammer (voice)

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