Stroker (voice)

Hoop (voice)

C.A.R.R. (voice)

Vicky / Mrs. Pearl / Reporter (voice)

Double-Wide / Grobbit 2 / Pool Cleaner (voice)

Tommy / Officer Kohler / Showerer (voice)

Coroner Rick / Jermaine (voice)

Rose Schwartz / Jackson Jefferson / Buhl (voice)

David Copperfield / Detective Putoine / Dustin Diamond (voice)

Mayor / Tio / Yankee (voice)

Chica / Fabric Softener Slut (voice)

Grandma / Woman / TV Reporter (voice)

Talking Diamond / Magic Shop Owner (voice)

Keith / Danny / Goldie Hawn (voice)

Intern / Dr. Paula Bowman / Housewife (voice)

Ron Howard (voice)

Ashley-Brittany / Brittany-Ashley (voice)

T.J. the D.J. / Used Car Salesman (voice)

Santa / Elf / Mall Cop (voice)

Khan'Ja / Meryl / Dora / Theater-Goer (voice)

Flip / Radio Ad (voice)

Band Nerd / Trucker / Wolverine (voice)

Miss Squash Casserole / Jack's Girl (voice)

Miss Hoe Cakes (voice)

Li'l Rapist / Polk / Umbrella Holder #2 (voice)

Ansel / Announcer (voice)

Narrator (voice)

Giggles / Branden Blanc / Account Executive (voice)