Stroker (voice)

Hoop (voice)

C.A.R.R. (voice)

Angel / Karen / Justin (voice)

Double-Wide (voice)

Jack Blaster / Reb / Hillbilly (voice)

Coroner Rick / Guard (voice)

Rose Schwartz / Jackson Jefferson / Buhl (voice)

David Copperfield (voice)

Freddy / Steve / Guard (voice)

Chica / Fabric Softener Slut (voice)

Leslie / Henna St. Chloe-Butz / Co-Ed 1 (voice)

Jack Wilson / Mr. Sombrero / Spud (voice)

Keith / Danny / Goldie Hawn (voice)

Girl / Jean Wilson / Radio Host (voice)

Ron Howard / Answering Machine Guy (voice)

Ashley-Brittany / Brittany-Ashley (voice)

T.J. the D.J. (voice)

Santa / Elf / Mall Cop (voice)

Khan'Ja / Meryl / Dora / Theater-Goer (voice)

Flip / Radio Ad (voice)

Band Nerd / Trucker / Wolverine (voice)

Miss Squash Casserole / Jack's Girl (voice)

Miss Hoe Cakes (voice)

Li'l Rapist / Polk / Umbrella Holder #2 (voice)

Ansel / Announcer (voice)

Narrator (voice)

Giggles / Branden Blanc / Account Executive (voice)