Jerry (voice)

Dave (voice)

Mary (voice)

Todd / Benny (voice)

Clarence (voice)

Clare (voice)

Mr. Larrity / Dean (voice)

Judd Nelson (voice)

Steve Wozniak (voice)

Steve Wiebe (voice)

Gary Gygax (voice)

Nolan Bushnell (voice)

David Jaffe (voice)

Fast Food Manager (voice)

Laird Boony (voice)

Neil Diamond (voice)

Head Guard (voice)

Red Guard (voice)

Blue Guard (voice)

John Romero (voice)

Chris (voice)

Ed Boon (voice)

Dolly Parton (voice)

Howard Scott Warshaw (voice)