Dr. Haase

Dave (Lawyer)

Gate Guard / Additional Voices (voice)

Sports Announcer

Tjure (voice)

Announcer

The Doctor (body double)

Phil

Bilson

Conrad

Witness

Rupert

Frederick Forsyth

Chief Inspector

Ludovic Kennedy

Stanley Kovack

Tipsy Man

Conjoined Gnome Left (voice)

Ebenezer Scrooge / Narrator (voice)

Narrator (English)

Lt. Gen. Hans Speidel

Roger (voice)

Sergeant Dumas

Marlborough

U-boat Commander

First Officer

Richard Harwood (as Timothy Bentinck)

Finnish Announcer

Jack

Pirate

Harris