Frankie Watterson (voice)

Unrobbable Coachman

Cat Man

Pakled Captain / Jackabog (voice)

Pakled Computer/ Rebner / Pakled Lower Deckers (voice)

Pakled Leader (voice)

Grubdin / Rumdar / Emperor of the Pakleds / King Pakled /Pakled Leader / Pakled Servant (voice)

Ludwig Tom Wright (voice)

Reggie (voice)

Snagglehorse

Clay

Cloyd / Turbish (voice)

Turbish (voice)

Cloyd (voice)

Cloyd / Turbish / Malfus the Philosopher (voice)

(voice)

Ole / Boy in Play #1 / Boy in Play #2 (voice)

Son in Crowd (voice)

Satan (voice)

Turbish / Cloyd (voice)

Christoph Spinetti

Mel

Dr. Chambong

Mark Twain

Watson

Dr. Patel

King Flippy Nips (voice)

Self

Doughnut man

Queen / Worm (voice)

Evil Sandwich (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Elf #1 (voice)

Self - Narrator

Porter Wagoner

Various Characters

Head Cucumber of Cool

Gainsborough

Self

Self

Elena

Frankie Watterson (voice)

Lidget the Zoo Keeper (voice)

Stacy (voice)

Professor Wallace (voice) / Emcee (voice)

Answering Machine / Smoke Signal (voice)

Producer

Rich

Luther the Hobo

Greg

Reverend Fulcher

Judge Jordan

Roger

Various Characters

Self

Sick P.A.

Bob Fossil

Lester Corncrake

Bob Fossil / Bartender

Elanor

Bob Fossil / Lester Corncrake / Jupiter

Bob Fossil / Lester Corncrake

Kodiak Jack / Alan - Global Explorer Delivery Man

Beetamax

Bingo Announcer

Alan - The BlueKing / Piper Twin / Evil Tree

Ramsey

Sailor / Bob Fossil

Rich (voice)

Self

Bob Fossil

Restaurant Manager

Self