Gil

Dave the Taxidermist

Swami

Sir Crandle (voice)

Mr. Candle (voice)

Father Mike

Krampus

Crowley Morehouse

Bill (voice)

Tom

Rick Yantz (voice)

David Gates

Professor Morson

AF Gordon Theodore

Dark Blade of Fire (voice)

Mitchell

Self

Wendell

Mr. Kwest

Mr. Kwest / Abe Lincoln

Abe Lincoln

Activist

Self

Self

The 2nd Troubadour

The Minister

Mr. Woodward

Jeff Rosso

Jesus Ranch Cult Member

Poet

Appleseed (voice)

Jesse (voice)

Pizza Manager

Crackpot

Arthur

Lawyer

Lackey

Eric Stark

Randy

The Naked Trucker

Self - Singer