Mr. Whymper (voice)

Bad Neighbor Pat

Kollmick

Shapeshifter

Mike's Uncle

Starscream (voice)

Radio DJ

Mentor

Narrator

Reese Hackford

Don

Self

Wayne (voice)

Self (archive footage)

Walter Lambert

Papa

Self

Farmer Frank Miller

Wayne (voice)

Leo

Charles

Del

Self

Nikita Khrushchev

Daytrader (voice)

Francis E. Francis (voice)

Self

Rick

Rabbi Blumenthal

Doc Griffin

Wayne (voice)

Self

Jimmy

Self

Building Manager

Suicidal Thoughts (voice)

Marty

Self

Skalk (voice)

Wiley

Randy (voice)

Self

Anton Marvelton

Self

Wayne (voice)

Tall thin salesman

Bill Blago

Waiter

Self

Bernie Lake

Neal

Wiley

John

Dale Martin

Frank

George Twisp

Bucky the Hamster (voice)

Thomas Kelley

Dr. Robert Wilson

Self

Scamper (voice)

Backhoe Loader

Self

Pierre Peders

Clinton Fitzer

Les Galantine

Self

George

Templeton the Rat (voice)

Self

narrator

Nebbercracker (voice)

Touriste (Tuileries)

Self

Broadway Bob D'Annunzio (uncredited)

Narrator

Angelo

James 'Mac' McCord

Self

Self

Cymon

Self

Self

Wesley (voice)

Danny (segment "Twins")

Norther Winslow

Romero

Self

Self

Self

Martin Kunkle

Bananas

Romero

Crazy Eyes

Self (archive footage)

Doc O'Connor

Randall (voice)

Ray Coleman

Self

Jerry Cubbins

'Hesch' Abramowics

Seymour

Off. Neil Fleming (voice)

Self

A.R. Hosspack

Cornell

Self

Self

Homeless Guy

Happy Franks

Drexel

Rockhound

Donny

Nick

David 'Dave' Veltri (uncredited)

Garland Greene - "The Marietta Mangler"

Johnny Flynn

Eddie

Tommy

Carl Showalter

Mister Shhh

Buscemi

Nick Reve

Danny McGrath (uncredited)

Ed Hoyt

Ned

Mickey

(uncredited)

Buddy Holly

Rex

Beatnik Barman

Philo

Frank

Willy Wilhelm

Ed Chilton

Aldolpho Rollo

Mr. Pink

Louis

Pete

Danny

Irving

Chet

Mr. Pink

OPP Man

Convenience Store Clerk

Mink

Test Tube

Virgil

Bellingham (segment ‘Lot 249’)

Whining Willie

Charlie

Ted

Wilfredo

Gregory Stark

Gregory Stark

Waiter

Eddy

Fred

Switchblade

Nicky

Johnny

Wired Kid #1

Worker

Willy / Raphael

Nick

Dead Pimp

Tony