James

Dad

Master Hora

Malcolm Brass

Self

Jonathan Miller

Everett Ross

Self

Jack (voice)

Bob Cratchit (voice)

Self

Martin Freeman - Self / Steve Fulcher

Charlie

Thomas

self

Consultant Cardiologist

Everett K. Ross

Charles Cameron / Mike Priddle

Charlie

Andy

Jeff

Everett K. Ross

Iain MacKelpie

Himself

Himself

Dr. John Watson

Self - Voice of The Pirate with a Scarf

Stick Man (voice)

Milton Fruchtman

Bilbo Baggins

Himself / Dr. Watson

Dr. John Watson

Bilbo Baggins

Self

Bernard D. Elf (voice)

Oliver Chamberlain

Don

Doctor Williams

Bilbo Baggins

Albert

The Pirate With A Scarf

Dr. Watson, Self

Pirate with a Scarf (voice)

Simon Forester

Alvin Finkel

Himself

Dixon

Clive Buckle

Paul Maddens

James McKenzie

Chris Curry

Boss

Narrator (voice)

Rembrandt

The Pig (voice)

Mr. Codlin

Rembrandt van Rijn

Jeremy

Kevin

Chris Ashworth

Met Sergeant

Gary Shaller

Sandy

Matt

Himself

Self

The Man

Self

Arthur Dent

Vila

Kevin

Fleck (voice)

Declan

D.S. Stringer

John

Terry Ross

Self

Richard "Ricky C" Cunningham

Dwight

Solomon

Frank