Therapist

Tony Blair

Minister of State

Himself

Jeremy Couns

Mr. Jackson

Ross Kemp

Martin Wickers

Bill

Anonymus (voice UK Dub)

Simon Schama / Bob Ferris / Barry Cryer / Jacob Bronowski / Eric Idle / John Cheese-Shop-Sketch / Basil Fawlty / Cherri 'Terry' Jones / John Major / Margaret Thatcher / Lord Howe / Mel Smith / Rowan Atkinson / Jonathan Lloyd-Cambridge / Stephen Fry / Lord Melchett / Blackadder / Alan Bennett / Jim Broadbentovich / Vyvyan / Michael Gambon / David Brent / Tim Rice-But-Dim / Tim Nice-But-Brooke-Taylor / Arthur Pinta-Lager / Germaine Dreary / Mark Egghead / Lord Sugar / John Torode / Paul Hollywood / Ian Hislop / David Mitchell / Diddy Andy Parsons / Various

Malcolm

Alistair Campbell

Bill (voice)

Easter Bunny

Self

Old Jingle (voice)

Jürgen the German / George VI (archive footage) (uncredited)

Self

Pickles (voice)

Self (archive material)

King George VI

Plug

Narrator (voice) (uncredited)

Self

Old Jingle (voice)

Self

Self

Julio the Chauffeur

Kevin

Kevin

Old Jingle (voice)

Self

Verger

Mr. Cholmondley-Warner

Dave Nice

Nicey

Tom

All voices

Self

Sir Norbert Smith

Wallbox (Voice)

Narrator (voice)