Alligator #1 (voice)

Lawrence Nichols

Sprinkles / Elfin-Mark-V (voice)

Bootman

Self

Delivery Guy Ricky

Self (archive footage)

Patient #1

Mr. Preevy

Mr. Fox

British Prime Minister

Robby

Alejandro

Man

Harvey

Officer Jones

Sebastian

John Wilkes Booth

Kakie (voice)

Drew

Fred / Teddy Mulberry

Gay Elvis

Polar Penguin (voice)

Uncle Harry

Mr. Middlewood

Hertz Waters

Jack Sanders

Self

Coach Papillion

Brandon

Filo (voice)

Sploopers Show Host

Leonard Cardoza

Burglar

Self

Walter Melon (voice)

Luke Rudd

Sparky

Gabriel

Jason Mason

Michael

Himself

Self / Various (archive footage)

Mr. Feather

Self

Corky Romano

Organ Donor Stu

Al Pacino

Watson Pritchett

Self / Host

Doug Butabi

Brian