Mr. Bates

Self

Walter

Stephen Toronkowski / Blanche

Mr. Benedetto (uncredited)

Ned

Dr. Divine

Self

Ned

Self

Self - Interviewee

Creepy Rattlechains (voice)

Dr. Berthram

Mr. Tessman

Mr. Bentley

Mayor Paulson

Mr. Phillips

Andy Gunderson (voice)

Reverend Weld

Professor John Dobler

Byron (segment: "Monument One")

Father Lyons

Himself

Chief Hardaway

Alan

Douglas McCarver

Dr. Hugh Akston

Principal Purdy (voice)

Andy

Ron (voice)

Rick Lawler

Ray

Himself

Uncle Ubb (voice)

Neighbor

Max

Plumber

Alan Davenport (voice)

Ephraim

Father Joe (segment "Trevor")

Dr. Kendrick

Sal

Principal Sands

Alan

dr.james

Charley

Littlefield

Dr. Perkins

Self

Bud

Dalrymple

Carl Venable

Dr. Shaw

Harry Evers

Tom Abernathy

Bigmouth Executive / Forge (voice)

Debate Judge

Carl

Happy Chapman

George Ruddy

Murray Mintz

Mr. Bates

Frank Thomas (uncredited)

Self

Billy Narthax

Tom Bailey

Dr. Javitz (uncredited)

Norbert Barrington

T.T. Riley

Self

Ed Turner

Mayor Tom Thompson

Tom (wraparound segments)

Mick

Uncle Neil

Dewey Wise

Sammy

Abe Cohen

B.J. McQueen

Doc

Trevor

Eric Kluster

Michael McCausland

Captain Gaine

Tabaqui (voice)

Doc

Calculator (voice)

McClaren

Bill Bardo

Agent FBI Chuck Stupak

Lonnie Martin

Taylor

Christopher Maynard

Rick Harris

Bando (voice)

Oliver Mintz

Mr. Henkin

Max Applewhite

Mike

Father Joe

Thomas 'Thom' Whitney

District Attorney (uncredited)

Antonio

Mike Krakower

Ned Ryerson

Wallace

Dr. Werner Brandes

Mitch Myerson

Ranger Bob

Dr. Lamott

Warren Singleton

Charles

Ron Sutton

Sitcom Producer

Max

Warden Holliday

Al Hentz

Sergeant Phil Baranski

Defense Attorney

Mr. Anderson

Mayor Bill Klepler

Hugo

Jeweler

Doctor Timothy Brandon

Joe Weyburn

District Attorney

Pete

Jud Phillips

Darryl Horwath

Townley

Pharmacist

Prosecuting Attorney

Captain of the Guard

Kirk

Barney

French deMille / Documentary Narrator

TV Clerk

Robert