Self

Fisherman / Whale / Starfish / Anchovy (voice)

Self

Fred (voice)

Sugar Daddy Ken

Fred (voice)

Uncle Smoo (voice)

The Pied Piper (voice)

Self

Crow (voice)

King (voice)

William Heelis

Whale (voice)

Mr Porter

Rob

Bryn West

Matt's Dad

Inspector Lestrade

Guards / Knight / other vocals (voice)

Narrator / The Horse (voice)

Eric Scott

Message Bird / Brian / Bryan / Gonad the Gaul (voice)

Short Sister / King / Rolf / Banker Pig (voice)

Short Sister (Voice)

Rob

Narrator (Voice)

Gryff

Snail / Park-keeper / Swan Dad / Frog / Beach Dad / Crab / Cat (voice)

Master Phineus

Self

Self

Rob

Mr Parker

Cat (voice)

Narrator (voice)

Corporal Wynne Bowen

Self - Presenter

The Snake (voice)

Self

Self

Rob Brydon

Narrator

Snake (voice)

Rob Brydon

Narrator

Stanislav Fréron

Self - Narrator (voice)

Keith Barret

Narrator

Self - Narrator (voice)

Self

Toby Shandy / Rob Brydon

Kenneth Tynan

Morris Campbell / Prime Minister

Football Commentator / 'Zombies From Hell!' Presenter (voice) (uncredited)

Self

Andy Van Allen

Prison Guard (voice)

Ryan Letts

Keith Barret

Various characters

Traffic Warden

Bus Driver

Cornish Policeman

Radio Commentator

Man in Crowd (uncredited)

Sean

Himself