Snotty Boy / Mr. Beady / Snotty Boy's Father (voice)

The Godthumb / Johnny Paesano / Italian Man (voice)

Sno' Hellton (voice)

Pepper / Narrator / Frankenbatthumb / Italian Man (voice)

Loke Groundrunner / Dad / Jake / 'We've Been Hit' (voice)

The Chosen One

Vic / FrankenThumb / Hick Fisherman (voice)

Bat Thumb / Wuce Bane / Dumb Man / Beat Cop (voice)

Jake / Designer / Stevine Odion / 'We've Been Hit' (voice)

Loke Groundrunner / Beboobeep / Unwise Council Member / The Puppet / Gabba the Butt / Big Toe & Yes Man / Aunt Gonnabiteit (voice)

Otis (voice)

Security Guard Baxter

Thane Furrows

Self

Joey