Major O'Rourke

Molie Jernigan

Arn Peeples

Jack Buck

Trevathan

Summerhayes

Sam

Self

Self

Wyatt

Kirby Curtis

Philip Wyatt

Robert

Bill

Dr. Corman

Carl

Trill

Leonard

Pitt

Gary

Narrator

Father Brendan

The Narrator (voice)

Frank Levin

Self

Ray

Don Twombly

Dr. Noseworthy

Self

George McLendon

Lester (voice)

Charlie Berns

Ernie Stein

Gene Shelby

Self

Dudley Frank

Announcer

Self

Paul Ebbers

Lefty Maginnis (voice)

Rudyard North (voice)

Brian (voice)

Senator Ortolan Finistirre

Edmond

Admiral Jim Sandecker

Gigot

Sgt. Bob Mooney

Arthur Raven

Stoddard

Nathan Travers

Self

Bernie Lootz

Narrator (voice)

Tick Tock McGlaughlin

Self

Self

Self - Narrator (voice)

John Irwin

Glenn

Riley

Bill Porter

Self

Lawrence 'Larry' Newman

Paul Kirby

Alex

Walt Price

Self - Actor / Milton Arbogast

Self

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

Sheriff Chappy Dent

Ichabod Crane

Terry Thorpe

Shoveler / Eddie

Aaron Herbst

James Gordon

Justin (voice)

Milton Arbogast

Karl

George Parker

Bobby

CIA Agent Charles Young

Little Bill

Major Caldwell

Mr. O'Day

Charlie Crisco

Policeman

Petrocelli

Jerry Lundegaard

Col. Chandler

Captain Knox

Vice Principal Gene Wolters

Pros. Atty. Schultz

Railroad Magnate

Doctor (uncredited)

Evolver (voice)

Dr. Frank Teague

Bill McNeill

John

Steven Meeker

Dr. Greenway

Boris

Property Clerk

Tunafish Father

Randy Burch

Booth

Sean Hammel

Charles Lang

Psychiatrist

Ray Daniels

Cop

Navy Sailor (uncredited)

Tim Sullivan

Billy Drake

Farmer

Sgt. John Moran

Radio Voice (voice)

J.J.

Socrates

Various

NORAD Officer (uncredited)

Ben Duffy

Reporter

Bronski

Critic