Self (archive footage)

Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

Self - Mario Mario (archive footage)

Muir

Percy 'Smudge' Smith

Self

Davey

Albert Passingham

Fezziwig / Old Joe (voice)

Geppetto

Eddie Valiant (archive footage)

Self

Bill Nelson

Vince

The Baron

Jack

Walter Lewis

Badger

Eddie Mannix

Bob (Pigalle)

Winston (voice)

Himself

Dr. Leon Patterson

Vivian Van Damm

Odin

Bart

Charlie Cassotto Maffia

Sir Pitt Crawley

Darius Paskevic

Henry

Angelo Roncalli / Pope John XXIII

Lionel Bloch

Sharkey

Prof. Challenger

Ray

Nikita Khrushchev

Joey

Sancho Panza

Manuel Noriega

Joe Hilditch

Steven Laws

Self

Jack Armistead

Gerd Layton

Brother Edgar

Cesar Crevel

Peter

Alan Darcy

Self

Vartan Malt

Verloc

Frank Bailey

J. Edgar Hoover

Boris the Goose (voice)

Self

Teddy (voice)

Self

Self

De Flores

Sidney, plumber's mate

Mario Mario

Sam Garcia

Johnny Scanlan

Beria

Gus Klein

Narrator (voice)

Louis Aubinard

Smee

Lou Landsky

Jack Moony

Self

Self (uncredited)

Darky

Self

Eddie Valiant

James Madden

Father Michael Da Costa

The Secret Policeman (voice)

George

Stanley Gould

Self - Audience Member (uncredited)

Morrie Mendellsohn

George

Spoor

Owney Madden

Inspector John Becker

Colonel Perez

Beggar

Rock and Roll Manager

Iago

Robotham (voice)

Harold Shand

Narrator (Older College)

C.S.M. Williams

Reg

Self

Sammy Draper

Police Constable

Big Mac

Blake (Tom's Boss)

The Sexton

Woodbine

Foster

Taxi driver

Recruiting Sergeant