Julian Marx

Alex White

Gerald

Sir Simon de Canterville

Henry

Stanley

Norman Burgess

Self

Alfred (voice)

Nigel Bowen

Old Misha Ardonov

Narrator

Barry

Self

Colin's Father

Self

Chiron

Geoffrey Howe

Benedict

Prime Minister

Will's Dad

Father

Nathan Wallace / Repo Man

Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Man in Street Who Greets Todd after Competition (uncredited)

Michael

Tony

Baltazar (voice)

Self

Sir Walter Elliot

George

Prime Minister

Max Flash

Detective

Captain Hook (Peter Pan)

Ned

Victor

Mr. Andrew Barton

William Benton

Sam Gervasi

Saint Valentine

Colin Truemans

Jimmy Price

Dominic Elwes

Pitlock

Recording Studio Engineer

Rupert

Ricki

Chief Hook

Anton