Self

Self (Voice)

Self

Self

Phil Singer

Hitman / Mexican Colonel

Phil

Laird Devereaux

Self

Max

Self

Self - Roaster

Self (uncredited)

The King of Beverly Hills

Santa Claus

Woody Prentice

The Great Allonso

Ed

Duncan Carlyle

Armand Dupres

George Hamilton

Francis Olmsted

Desmond Spellman

George Hamilton (uncredited)

Alonso Palermo

Dick

George Hamilton

Gil Braman

Karl Von Ostenberg

Self - Audience Member (uncredited)

Malcolm Patterson

Earl Henry von Hohenlodern

Bradley

Rudolpho Carbonera

Self / Host

J.D. Gantry / Harry Lennox

Alfonso de la Pena

Doctor Halberstrom

Count Dracula (archive footage)

B.J. Harrison

Self

Cousin John Moffit

Trent Bradley

Jay Pomerantz

Self

Don Diego Vega / Zorro / Bunny Wigglesworth / The Gay Blade / Ramon Vega

Hightower

Lt. Hamilton Stovall

Ray Jeffries

Count Vladimir Dracula

Maurice Bernard

David Belnik

Alan Roberto

Adam Baker

Vance Norton

Glenn Lyle

Ward Thompson

Greg Oliver

David Milford

Don Drake

Crocker

Jeffrey

Evel Knievel

Jack DuPont

Self

Prof. Jim Tanner

Jeffrey Hill

Dorrit Bentley

Harlan W. Wycliff

Flores

Hank Williams

Self

Moss Hart

Trower

Davie Drew

Fabrizio Naccarelli

Lt. Curtis McQuade

Warren Winner

Paul Strand

Ryder Smith

Tony McDowall

Theron Hunnicutt

Robert "Bob" Cole

Krishna Vernoy

Noah (uncredited)