Self

Tennant (CID)

Self

McAngus

Self (archive footage)

Gravelbeard (voice)

Self

Self

Eric

Presenter

Butler / Baron McToff (voice)

Bellamy

Napoleon Bonaparte

Det Insp Hepburn

Kenny Garnet

Bunnie Morris

Hanson

Tam

General

Alisdair Gilzean

Factory Boss

Bride's Father

Harding

Paul Ryan

Dan Gibbons

Chief of Police Ronnie Lamb

Dennis Cooley

Alfio

Prosecuting Lawyer

Harry

Dr. Andreyev

Zibelinsky

Harold

Stalin

Detective Inspector

Tommy

Des Organ

Lanternist, Sergeant Bell, Diorama Showman, Laughing Cavalier, Wollaston, Ranger, Tramp, Sea Captain, McCallum, Silhouettist, and Mad Photographer

Hillcombe

Malkie

William Scott

Trevor

Watt

Foreigner

Alec

John

Various

Jerry's Mate