Odell

The Doctor (archive footage)

Director Fowler

Sir James Catton

J.M. Sinclair

Self

Host

Sir Walter Elliot

Self

Classic Loki (archive footage)

The Guardian

Magpie (voice)

Self - Actor

Hugo Battersby / Loco Chanelle

Seifert

Self - Host

Self

Self

Groundhog Dave (voice)

Allegiant General Pryde

The Gardener (voice)

Billy

Self

as Self

Self

Shiver

Jack Hock

Seifert

Dr. Rice

Roger Swain

Dragon (voice)

Bill Walton

The Duke of Wellington

Himself - Actor

Narrator (voice) – New International Version

Major Cross

Self - Presenter

Dickie Black

Self / Larry Oliphant

Lawyer in Play (uncredited)

Bradley (voice)

Dr. Walter Simeon

Narrator

Self

Alain the Page

Cecil (voice)

Reader

(Voice)

Michael Heseltine

Ian

Vic Van Wrinkle

Federico Marinoni

Mr. Potts

Professor Julius Greengrass

Father

Adam

The Vicar (voice)

Olivier

Ben Bingham

Prof Flynn

Colonel Philip Boyle

Self - Presenter

Self (archive footage)

James Booth

Self

Preston (voice)

Franklin Wilhern

Narrator

Narrator

Jasper

Barkis Bittern (voice)

Narrator (voice)

Bonaparte Blenkins

Jarvis Jarvis

Father Rothschild

Hudson Lowe

Jack Stapleton

Mycroft

Self

Himself

George

Wolf

Himself

Various Characters

Frederick Sackville-Bagg

John The Baptist (voice)

Bob Cratchit

Gorgeous Gus

Self

Self

The Quite Handsome Doctor

Self

Major Farquhar Chevening

Sir Harry Parkins

Clifford

Gordon Comstock

Alex Salmon

George, Prince of Wales

Self

Long John Silver

James Fitzmaurice

Self

Self - Audience Member

Sir Andrew Aguecheek

Lord Warburton

Self

Viktor Marek

Jack

Self - Host

Cort Romney

Narrator (voice)

James Harthouse

The Producer

Gerrard

Lawrence "Larry" Lefferts

Long John Silver (voice)

Self

George Holly

Franz Kafka

Dr. Jack Seward

Sherlock Holmes

Tom Oakley

Darwin Mayflower

Roland Mackey

Hugo Guiler

Oliphant

Joseph

Berg

Giles Redferne

Denis Dimbleby Bagley

David Dunhill

Laurence Sculby

Brewster

Withnail

Moonee Livingstone