(voice)

Teen Singer (voice)

Michael Stipe Tampon (voice)

Siamese Twin #1 (voice)

Man #2 / Penis Worms (voice)

Backup Singer (voice)

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Vendor (voice)

Maury's Backup Singer (voice)

Ghost of David Bowie (voice)

Chauncey

Deep Dish (voice)

Drummer

Mark

Rivers

Scarecrow Boat Drums

Narrator