Self - Narrator (voice)

Farful

W.S. Hamilton

Charlie

Douglas 'Doug' Jones

Ronay

Charlie 'Charu' Jolpin

Dr. Miles Mitchell

Grayson (voice)

Leo Searly

Tony

Tom Fitzpatrick

Jack Damson

Ricky

Scorch Supernova (voice)

Maguire

Grayson

Dan Sanders

John Crowley

Sgt. Stone (uncredited)

Turbo Thunder (voice)

Mo 'Silvertongue' Folchart

Trevor Anderson

Self

Rick O'Connell

Pleasure

Self

Jamie Bashant

Paul

Rick Cabot

DJ Drake / Tasmanian Devil (voice) / She-Devil (voice) / Self

Self (uncredited)

Alden Pyle

Rick O'Connell

Stu Miley

Elliot

Sinbad

Self

Dudley Do-Right

Self

Rick O'Connell

Adam

Clayton Boone

Fletcher McBracken

George of the Jungle

David Gold

Bill/Hugh Winterbourne

Placebo Patient

Vietnam Veteran

Doug

Darkly Noon

Steve Nebraska

Link (Uncredited)

Chester 'Chazz' Darvey

Montgomery 'Monty' Kessler

Sam Mastrewski

Winston Younger

Link (Uncredited)

David Greene

Link

Bobby McLaughlin

Sailor #1

John's Friend