Narrator / Wavy Train Guy (voice)

Cop (voice)

Bob Karpett (voice)

M.C. (voice)

Mr. Goldstein / Student #3 / Guy #3 (voice)

Barber / Convict (voice)

Steffen (voice)

Officer Hank / Turtle / Spa Worker #1 (voice)

Archie the Archivist / Operator (voice)

Gimelli / Principal Party Horse (voice)

Horse Knight / Toilet Keeper / Fireman (voice)

Bob / Death Kwon Do Doctor (voice)

Beach Bum / Rental Guy / Bum #1 (voice)

Principal, Tux & Lobster Party Horses (voice)

Lenny Prize / S&P (voice)

Steffen / Andrew Aaronson / Park Manager #2 (voice)

Steven / Lazy Dave / Tape Hunter (voice)

Main Bear / Ear Cop #1 (voice)

Owner (voice)

Main Bear / Agent Costello (voice)

Main Bear / FBI Soldier (voice)

Interviewer (voice)

Roger (voice)

Frank Jones / Inspector / Contest Judge (voice)

Archie the Archivist / 8 Track / Cygore (voice)

Silver Dude (voice)

Roger / Bring 'Em Back Jack / Cop (voice)

Admissions Dean

Abel North (Kangaroo Commando) / Kane North (voice)

Chief Johnson

Officer

Dr. Adam Embry

Doug Harvey

Sheriff Spencer

Harlan Stone