General Ross (voice)

General Ross (voice)

Curtis Perry

Harvey

Bob

Ed

Det. John Iverson

Officer O'Brien / Thug (voice)

Officer O'Brien (voice)

Detective

Coach Spears

Dave Richards

Coach Ed Myers

Clerk

Duke

Mall Cop

Tommy

Cop

Officer Jerry

Jack

Umpire

Cop

Richard Vernon

Sanitation Steve

Ump

Marshall

Police Officer

Dean Evans

Troy

Rowland

Ron

Man in Parking Garage

Feminist Shirt Guy

Oklahoma Officer

Bob Corson

Kenny Anderson

City Worker

Officer Brian Whistler

Crime Scene Policeman

Guy at Party

Joseph

Officer Smith

Bigfoot / The Annhiliationator (voice) (as Michael McGill)

Bigfoot / Yacht Owner (voice) (as Michael McGill)

Noom

Manager

Diner Manager

Uniform Cop #2

Sgt. Steiner

First Patrolman

Officer Brady

Gary Bristow

Ruben Caster

Dave - Paramedic

Checkpoint Guard

Irish Bartender

Babe Ruth

Owens

Security Guard #2

Security #1

Ed Bernstein