Secretary of Defense Reid Baker

Stan Deen

John

Self

Captain Crow (voice)

Dr. Emil Nicholas

The Vet

John Comyn

Ill Man

Dr. Farber

Frank Heslop

Fuller

Narrator (voice)

Sanders

Carrigan Burke

Lord Portley-Rind (voice)

Professor Coupland

Severus

Hodge Starkweather

Urbani

Ulysses S. Grant

Himself - Professor James Moriarty

Professor James Moriarty

Dr. Stringer

Docteur Kent Webber

Ridley (voice)

Captain Mike

Bernard

Self

Axel Bellmann

Ruth's Father

Alex Proud

Goatee Smoker

Simon Mann

John Willie

Basher's Engineer

Dr. Ashford

Al Alvarez

Yehud

Henry VIII

Russel

Michael Foulicker

Mac McGrath

False Peter

Anthony

Jones

Raymond

John Lennon

Alan Furnace

John Kerr

Fuzzy

W. Firmin Carter

Vlad

Jim

Older Will Robinson

William

Lee

Ray

Jacob Reese

Owen

Andy Warhol

Benmont Tench

Jimmy Rose

Edgar

Jimmy Rose

Head Thug Pug

London Boy

Danny the Doorman

British Lieutenant

Paddy Donnelly

Joey Patrick

Geoff