Host (voice)

Self - Judge

Self - Party Guest

Self - Contestant

Self (archive voice)

Sam Reich (uncredited)

Self - Host

Self - Guest

Self (archive footage)

Rich (voice)

Self

Dr. Sprat (voice)

Self - Host

Sam Reich

Rich

Self

Fish (voice) / Louse (voice)

Stubbins Ffirth (voice)

Self - Guest

Self

Self - Contestant

Buckster $. Boyd

Danny Warbucks

Lips London

Lindsey

Rebecca Hat

Sam Reich

Lassie Bass

Mr. Strong

"Weird" Al Spankmydick

Manly Bigboi

Wolf Marinate

Homo Simpson

The Great Gordon

Cap'n Jim

Bill-Bill O'Shaughnessy

Waldo Breem

Sam

Terry (voice)

Rich

Sam

Sam

Sam

Phil Hoffman

Sam