Cop 1 (segment: Sitting Duck)

Self

Lallie (segment: "The Dial Tone of Doom")

Victim

The Doctor (segment: "The King of Carrot Flowers")

Gilda

Sophia Cacciola

Metalhead

Alexa / Dr. Mallory Practice / Google

Bob / Self

Police officer

Honeydew

Mina

Your Host

Agave (segment: Pride)

Agave

Lallie

Packed elevator passenger

Mrs. Wilson

Sophia Cacciola

criminal mastermind (segment: "Poisoned")

(segment "Operation: Fist of God")

Reincarnation Officer

Kelly (segment: "With Whip")

Doppelgänger (segment "doppelgänger")

Metalhead

Real-estate agent

Bathsheba (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")

Post-Apocalyptic Lady Cowboy (segment "John Smith")

Self

Grüber driver

Self

Wise Owl

Parishioner

Bathsheba

Body

Melissa

Dr. Orlok Nosferatu

Masked person (body) (uncredited)

Brown Eyes

Self

PA's Shit Talker 2

The Sexy Strangler

Self - Red Team Production Manager

The folk singer

Gena

Animated band member

Computer / Cantina Band Member #2

Dolphin Overlord

Dracula

The Droog

Five

Nurse / Bomb Maker