Self (archive footage)

Uncle Richard

DI Thomas

Self

Professor Cranshaw

David Maxwell Fyfe

Jumbo Whiffy (archive footage) (uncredited)

Bowls Commentator (voice)

Self

Man at Train Station (uncredited)

Self

Sir Toby Belch

self

Stephen Milner

Porno Movie Director

Rocco Melonchek

Self

Father Christmas (voice)

Mr. Grimshaw

Inspector Flint

Drunk at Party

Len

The Albino

Self

Santa Claus

Self

Hotel Manager

Self

Pyle

Bernard

Billy Evans

Terry Abbatt

Crouch

Hospital patient

Alan

Disco Doorman

Xan

Character Actor (voice)