Papa Smurf (voice)

Narrator (voice)

"Catfish" Crawford (voice)

William Mulligan

Emmett Kurzfeld

Igon Siruss (voice)

Hound (voice)

Dave Phillips

Bill Randa

Paul Bunyan (voice)

Narrator

Commisioner Ed Davis

Grimroth (voice)

Howard

Sam Cooper

Frank King

Self

Houston (voice)

Self - Actor

Frank

Himself

Self

Hound (voice)

Self

Sullivan (voice)

Sgt. Walter Garfield

Self

Roland Turner

Narrator

Sullivan (voice)

Sammy Boscoe (uncredited)

Marshall

Self

Santa Claus

Harling Mays

John Chambers

Pete Klein

Congressman Scott Talley (uncredited)

Mr. Prenderghast (voice)

Mr. Fletcher

Self

(archive footage)

Stan the Doorman

Al Zimmer

Narrator

Joseph Keenan

Neal Nicol

"Big Daddy" La Bouff (voice)

Capt. Edwin Simmons

Mr. Wellington

Pope Sergius II.

Julie 'Baby Feet' Balboni

Graham Bloomwood

Mortimer J Hamm

Himself - Narrator

Happy's Father

Pops Racer

Layton T. Montgomery (voice)

Bones Darley

James 'Sulley' Sullivan (voice) (archive footage)

Congressman Long

Santa Claus

Sullivan Truck (voice)

Steve Mills

Ed Roth (voice)

Pacha (voice)

Self - Presenter

Steve Blauner

George Wolfsbottom (voice)

Rodney

Uncle Sweetheart

Self

Baloo (voice)

Himself

Tony

Sulley (voice)

Marty Livingston

Sullivan (voice)

Benjamin

Narrator

The Dean (segment "Happy Birthday")

Detective Dehling

Self

Pacha (voice)

Big Dan Teague

Bill

Oklahoma Cop

Roland Jones

Larry Verber

Self

Deepthroat

Judge Tolliver

Himself

Self

Santa Claus (voice)

Mac (voice)

Mayor Adrian Riggins (uncredited)

Walter Sobchak

Mighty Mack McTeer

Jonesy

Ocious P. Potter

Major Frank Wirtanen

Alan Davenport

Harold 'Mitch' Mitchell

Self

Huey P. Long, Jr.

Fred Flintstone

Tough Guy Helpline Operator

Newsreel Announcer (voice)

Rex (voice)

Harry Brock

Lawrence Woolsey

Frosty the Snowman (voice)

Babe Ruth

Charlie Meadows

Ralph Hampton Gainesworth Jones

Self - Host

Delbert McClintock

Ed Munn

Al Yackey

Sherman

Lawrence

John Krytsick

Duke Earle

Hugh Rayburn

Detective Nyswander

Gale

Louis Fyne

Andre DeSoto

Louis Fyne

Otis

Frank

Cop in Diner

Coach Harris

Raymond Bohupinsky

Commando

Mr. Hebert

Fred

Townsperson

Telegraph Operator