Self (archive footage)

Self

Pinktail (voice)

Delia

Ruth

Jackie

Brook (voice)

Self

Self

Mayor Owl (voice)

Alma (voice)

Self

Self

Herself

Grandma Frump (voice)

Self

Tess

Melissa

Self

Mrs. Frankenstein / Weird Girl / Gym Teacher (voice)

Mrs. Kornfeldt

Aunt Ann

Judith (voice)

Gloria Farlander

Jessica Wilhern

Marilyn Hack

Duchess Rowena (voice)

Kata (voice)

Mom (voice)

Penny (voice)

Lillian Rogan

Tina - Alien Mom (voice)

Self

Justice Strauss

Gloria

Christine Valco

Astro Glide

Mickey Crabbe

Self

Cindy Beugler

Connie Barker

Lorna Mae Loon (voice)

Cookie Fleck

Sheena

Ludmilla (voice)

Dr. Fontes

Beatrice Lever

Muriel Macswain

Mrs. Helga Prysselius (voice)

Cathleen

Sheila Albertson

Calamity Jane

April Simon

Allie Earp

Susan

Herself

Sally / Shock (voice)

Kate

Jessie Lodge

Narrator (voice)

Kate

Lexie

Gloria Henner

Texie Garcia

Nancy Mae

Delia

Theresa Sharpe (segment "I'll Die Loving")

Betty

Marie Antoinette

Mary Marcus

Self

Gail

Lemon Twin

Aunt Edith (voice)

Ursula Schneider

Various

Judith

Scarlett O'Hare (voice)

Audrey

Ma Spademinder (voice)

Malicious (voice)