The Tramp (as Jessie Eastern)

Alfred

Camillo Molinari

Georgio (husband)

Richard (as Jessie Eastern)

Harry Chief

Beau

Plumber

Humanoid / Dr. Dildo

Vito

Steve

Pops Peril

Boris

Self (archive footage)

Milton Ingles

Morgan

Marc Zaster

Sam

Steve

Jim

Brett

(as Jennie Eastern)

(as Jesse Easton)

(as Jeremy Hapner)

Michael, Chris' Fiancé

Dr. Stein - psychiatrist

Rudy

Mayor Stokely

Ted

Seth

(as Jessie Eastern)

Maurice

Hannibal Magnet

Danny

Mr. Conners

The Carpenter

Dr. Sorensen

Orson

Irving