Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe

Carolyn / Tiffany

Agent David Coleman

Agent Larry Cornbloom

Sir Lord William J. Dillingsworth Pickenstripe XIV Count Earl of Duke

Sexy Bounty Hunter

MIkey / Lil' Bruno

Diamond

Bikini Whore

Mute Boy (as Chuck Fonda)