Angelina Arespacochaga / Yaya Marimar

Yaya Rosalinda Lucero / Sean Philip / Bonggang-Bonggang Bong-Bong / Konsensyang Anghel / Konsensyang Devil / Duchess of Wellington

Mommy

Daddy

Principal

Eve, The Lady Boss

Teacher Cruz

Sgt. Sarge

May Dacono

Bernard

Rey

Isko Driver

Gay Promodizer

Yayang Foreigner

Yayang Mataba

Yayang Payat / Timid

Yayang Punk (as Rita 'Tart' Carlos)

Studio Reporter